1. Own Entire Countries (No Passport Needed)

With a $400 billion net worth, Musk could literally own entire nations—economically speaking, of course. For example:

• Kuwait: $185 billion GDP
• Morocco: $134 billion GDP
• Croatia: $70.96 billion GDP

Imagine Elon walking into the UN like, “Hi, I now own three countries. Where’s my seat at the table?”

2. Buy All the Houses in San Francisco

Real estate is always a solid investment, right? With the average San Francisco home costing $1.2 million, Elon could buy every single house in the city. Every. Single. One. He could then rename it “Musktown” and give free Teslas to every resident. Who needs rent control when your landlord has his own spaceship?

3. Build a Galactic Space Empire

As the SpaceX founder, Musk could channel his billions into space domination. Here’s what’s on the menu:

• Mars Missions: NASA estimates a human Mars mission costs $93 billion. Musk could fund four missions and throw in free snacks for the astronauts.
• Space Hotels: Build luxury orbital resorts where Earth’s billionaires can escape climate change—for the low, low price of $5 billion per stay.

Forget beachfront property; outer space is the new prime real estate.

4. Eliminate World Problems (Or at Least Try)

If Musk wanted to make the world a better place, $400 billion could go a long way:

• End World Hunger: The UN says $40 billion annually could eradicate hunger. Musk could fund it for 10 years straight—and still have enough left to build a Hyperloop to Antarctica.
• Clean Energy Revolution: With Tesla’s expertise, Musk could fund renewable energy projects globally, ensuring no one ever has to see another coal plant again.

Saving the world might just be the ultimate flex.

5. Buy Every Major Sports Franchise

Feeling sporty? Musk could buy every NFL team (valued at $4.1 billion each) and still have enough to snag the entire Premier League twice. He could rename teams like the New York Muskrats and the Manchester Megateslas. Who wouldn’t want to root for that?

6. Live Like a Supervillain

If Musk went full Bond villain, he could indulge in the most ridiculous luxuries imaginable:

• Superyachts: Own a fleet of 80 yachts, each costing $5 billion, and stage floating music festivals for fun.
• Private Islands: Buy a chain of islands, name them after Mars craters, and build a volcano lair.

Honestly, the “Elon Musk Volcano Lair” doesn’t sound that far-fetched.

7. Take Over the Internet

Elon already owns X (formerly Twitter), but with $400 billion, he could buy TikTok, Instagram, Reddit, and basically every other platform. Imagine a social media world where every app sends you Tesla ads and updates on SpaceX launches. Resistance is futile.

Disclaimer: The figures and scenarios mentioned in this article are exaggerated for humor and illustrative purposes. Actual numbers and details may vary.