It’s another day, another headline starring Musk—and this one might just be the wildest yet. Apparently, Elon Musk, the tech billionaire and Twitter overlord has reportedly fathered his 13th child (yes, THIRTEENTH) with Ashley St. Clair, a conservative influencer who’s no stranger to stirring up internet drama.
Wait, What?
The bombshell news dropped via social media, where it was revealed that the baby was actually born five months ago—but, you know, Musk had other things to focus on, like launching rockets, rebranding Twitter, and beefing with AI. So, no public announcement from him just yet.
Meanwhile, St. Clair, 26, is basking in the viral attention, though neither party has given an official confirmation. The internet, of course, wasted zero time turning this into the meme-fest of the year.
The Internet Reacts (And It’s a Mess)
It’s crazy how he preaches about Christian values when he’s the polar opposite of a Christian https://t.co/XrEwJgSgWH
— John Baione (@KINGV0NBURNER) February 15, 2025
The reactions to Musk’s alleged fatherhood milestone have been a chef’s kiss combination of shock, jokes, and political hot takes.
- Some are questioning how Musk has time to father another child while single-handedly running five companies.
- Others are debating if he’s quietly assembling his own personal genius army of future Tesla engineers.
- And then there’s the political discourse—because, of course, Twitter can’t just let a scandal be a scandal. MAGA supporters are cheering, critics are jeering, and everyone in between is just… confused.
A Growing Musk Dynasty
For those keeping track at home, Musk’s known children include a mix of names that sound like they were randomly generated by AI (X Æ A-12, anyone?) and slightly more traditional ones. Elon Musk’s co-parenting roster includes Grimes, Shivon Zilis, and now, allegedly, Ashley St. Clair.
Honestly, at this rate, Musk’s legacy won’t be in space travel or AI breakthroughs, but in ensuring that half the population in 2050 has Musk DNA.
What’s Next?
So, will Elon Musk confirm this news? Will Ashley St. Clair spill more details? Will Twitter implode with even more chaos? Honestly, who knows—but one thing’s for sure, this saga is far from over.
Stay tuned. This billionaire soap opera just keeps getting weirder.
